i got the weirdest catcall one night. in fact, i’m not even sure if i should call it a catcall.
so i was on google translate yesterday and i tried to translate something i saw on a page
it makes no sense when you put it into context so i checked the page again and
turns out, one letter really does make a difference
you know you’ve gained a LOT of weight when the scale creaks under your weight
*insert aliens guy meme* VACATION.
I thought smh meant suck my head so it’s goodTHAT IS SO MUCH BETTER! THANK YOU, I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
I do this thing where I guess what an acronym means before searching it on urbandictionary. For example:
- For the longest time in high school, I thought ‘ftw’ was ‘fuck the world’ (from wtf)
- I thought ‘smh’ was ‘so much hope’ (from gmh)
- Just now, I thought ‘ngl’ was ‘nigga get real’ but then thought “oh no, real doesn’t start with an l”, so I went for ‘nigga get laid’
Just saw Maleficent and the moment the crow shapeshifted, I was all “OH WOW I NEED TO GOOGLE THAT GUY”. Apparently the guy’s name is Sam Riley. Will gather more info on him in the morning.
It was just like the moment I first found out about Tom Hiddleston. Aka the incident I like to call “How I First Fell In Love With Tom”. Haha! I believe Mr. Riley would start raking in fangirls soon.
Okay woah why am I finding out just now that I share the same birthday with the Sprouse brothers?
Is it weird that I read ‘cochlea’ as ‘coachella’?
I finally broke my hair clamp! Not on purpose though. I was just wondering this morning why it hasn’t broken yet when I’ve had it for years plus with the abuse it’s gotten with the kind of hair I have. I prefer it over hair ties because it’s less stress on my scalp and keeps my hard to manage hair in one place. I only wear them when I’m at home though. Not really fashionable I guess.
Now I have to buy a new one. It’s gonna be such a pain to look for a cute one that’ll last. Especially with the hair I have :<
As a non-American, I am thankful media has educated me that:
- Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter
- JFK was a mutant
This thing is getting notes. Is this my road to fame or…???
I’m on tumblr while my sister is beside me. Not sure when a porn post is gonna come up. This is a dangerous game i’m playing.
UPDATE: My sister just read the post out loud and I panicked because I didn’t even have the page open. My first thought was that she found my tumblr and I got so nervous but I passed it off real cool. Turns out my ipod, which was right between us, lit up because of a notification. Good thing she only read the first sentence.
Safe. For now.